Step 1 of world domination (of clean bikes): drop your bike off at my place, or I ride to your driveway — either way it leaves the shiniest thing on the whole block. That's it. That's the plan. it works.
Fig. 1 — the operation, fully diagrammed
100% clean ✓(a real chart I drew. the line goes UP. this is very good.)
plotted on the grid, step by step. you basically do nothing.
Have a grown-up text and pick a weekend slot. 30 seconds. No app, no account, no homework.
Drop it off at my place for $10, or I ride to your driveway with buckets, brushes and degreaser for $15. Your call.
Spotless frame, quiet chain, shiny wheels. Cleanest bike on the block. Operation complete. Profit.
worked out the numbers on the grid. these prices are locked in.
Add-on: Chain Lube +$5 · and a FREE tire pump-up comes with every single wash 🎈
Hi — I'm Jackson. I'm 11 and I run this whole thing myself. I'm serious about bikes: how they ride, how they sound, and how clean I can get them. This is my first real business and I'm treating it like the big leagues.
No skipped chains. No missed spots. No lazy jobs. I don't leave until it shines.
Fill in the little booking sheet, or just have a grown-up text. Easiest mission you'll ever complete.
📞 Text my dad: (555) 123-4567